They're kinda mad at me because I had an orgy at a theme park without them but it was a spur of the moment thing! I really didn't plan it and I barely remember it but people are PISSED
My album is an experiment. A thought piece. A meditation on the mind, the world and the body. And also why I think chilli dogs are better than regular dogs. All dogs. Hotdogs, wild dogs, domestic dogs. You get me?
Nah, I collabed with a lot of artists. Real artists.
Ozzie thinks it lacks appeal. I think it does too but I'm kind of going for that. I bet you any money it'll still sell. Oswald underestimates a loyal fanbase.
I guess I COULD give my loves their own little song for the album.
It is hard here, I brought a blanket and everything but nope, no quiet. Alas.
So, uh, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, love of my life. Beautiful treasure. Golden glowing boymeat.
Did daddy Ozzy put you up to this? Helping me out writing a song that people will like? Harls and Junnie are more agreeable than me to the idea of singing something ... pop. It's cute, I'm not offended. Just assuming. You know me, love to be an ass, maybe I'm wrong and you're just a bro but I think there's more to it.
so, a) yeah, he put me up to it, it's a favour since he's being agreeable to my new bassist, b) I wanted to work with you again anyway, we should also do something else, c) I think your girlfriend and boyfriend are hot so I like putting words in their mouth and directing them and d) nothing, I just didn't want to miss out on the D
think of it this way, you do something... pop and you'll have Oz off your ass for a while, more room for other things to be on your ass
I think you're gonna have to accept that Oswald doesn't love you like I do.
Anyway, whatever you're feeling! I can send you a few samples, we can work out what direction we want to go in. You're a very visual artist, do you have something specific you're going for?
Say, for my last video, I just wanted to make a whole crew film me naked.
And I guess, if I have to have a secondary theme, freedom.
I saw that video, it was hot. We need to fuck more Ed... have we ever fucked? Or was it just a very vivid dream cause damn, you were good - dream or otherwise.
Ozzy never wants me and you to collab. We had like two or three in the early days and then you started being more popular and he stopped it :( it's not like I'd drag you into my drama!
We should make plans to do something for my next album. You might like it, my concept is to do something really normal. Just pop songs and collabs with famous people. I think it'd weird people out more than anything else I've done.
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...I think Ozzie wouldn't be thrilled
what's the song?
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Zutter. It's a Korean word, you know it? Prolly not, it wasn't even big in Korea when I was last there. But I'm Zutter, you feel me?
I'm gonna be a gangster who feeds people to pigs so I feel pig anus is the natural way of advertising without spoiling
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go for pig snouts instead?
save poor Ozzie the heart attack
I miss you though, we should do something together, work out a song, maybe a little dance
Harley and Delite are well?
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Are you pissed at me, Eddie?
:(
You still love ol' Joker, right? I MISS YOU TOO
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course I miss you, I was in Georgia all alone
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Georgia? Oh yeah, that sounds fucking awful. I hate leaving Gotham, hurts my soul.
How'd the gig go?
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they just have to be shown how much they love it :)
maybe you could make things up to your lovers by gifting them a song they can perform?
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My album is an experiment. A thought piece. A meditation on the mind, the world and the body. And also why I think chilli dogs are better than regular dogs. All dogs. Hotdogs, wild dogs, domestic dogs. You get me?
So yeah, they just don't get me lately
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although I don't know how I'd feel if Echo and Query did that
worth considering
your album is going to be a solo work? just you, deep-throating a hot dog? I did that once
was impressive, ended badly
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Ozzie thinks it lacks appeal. I think it does too but I'm kind of going for that. I bet you any money it'll still sell. Oswald underestimates a loyal fanbase.
I guess I COULD give my loves their own little song for the album.
But then I have to write a sooooonnnnnnnnnng :(
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and I don't want you to have to figure out how to sleep at a rave
something fun for them, they can handle high notes, they can both crossdress and make out
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So, uh, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, love of my life.
Beautiful treasure.
Golden glowing boymeat.
Did daddy Ozzy put you up to this? Helping me out writing a song that people will like? Harls and Junnie are more agreeable than me to the idea of singing something ... pop. It's cute, I'm not offended. Just assuming. You know me, love to be an ass, maybe I'm wrong and you're just a bro but I think there's more to it.
How pissed at me is Ozzy? Gimme the deets :D
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One and only.
꧁♧༺J꙰☆O꙰☆K꙰☆E꙰☆R꙰༻♧꧂
you know I'd never lie to you
so, a) yeah, he put me up to it, it's a favour since he's being agreeable to my new bassist, b) I wanted to work with you again anyway, we should also do something else, c) I think your girlfriend and boyfriend are hot so I like putting words in their mouth and directing them and d) nothing, I just didn't want to miss out on the D
think of it this way, you do something... pop and you'll have Oz off your ass for a while, more room for other things to be on your ass
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Why doesn't Ozzy just cut all the bitching and yelling at me and just do this? I LOVE you, Eddie, I would ALWAYS collab with you.
Light of my life.
Queen of my heart.
King of my penis.
LETS DO THIS THING. LET'S FUCKING COLLAB.
What are we writing? Like bubblegum pop clown punk fun times?
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Anyway, whatever you're feeling! I can send you a few samples, we can work out what direction we want to go in. You're a very visual artist, do you have something specific you're going for?
Say, for my last video, I just wanted to make a whole crew film me naked.
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And I guess, if I have to have a secondary theme, freedom.
I saw that video, it was hot. We need to fuck more Ed... have we ever fucked? Or was it just a very vivid dream cause damn, you were good - dream or otherwise.
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anyway, since this is supposed to be an Oz-approved song, maybe less on the pigs, but freedom we can do
love song? they can sing about their love for you, I guess
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They are free to love whoever they wanna love.
As long as it is me. Only me. No one else ever.
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I can work with that
not an official collab, since Oz is being weird, but let me know if you want vocals on anything
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Ozzy never wants me and you to collab. We had like two or three in the early days and then you started being more popular and he stopped it :( it's not like I'd drag you into my drama!
We should make plans to do something for my next album. You might like it, my concept is to do something really normal. Just pop songs and collabs with famous people. I think it'd weird people out more than anything else I've done.
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We should do a love duet.
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Old school, proper love ballad type thing.
I'm thinking Meatloaf style. What about you?
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what do we want to do for the music video?
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Gothic castle.
Heaths.
Fireworks.
One us in a flowing dress.
DOVES
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I feel it already
for you, I'll put on a dress
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