! At the Disco

[3rs]

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[kneeslapper]

Nah, I collabed with a lot of artists. Real artists.

Ozzie thinks it lacks appeal. I think it does too but I'm kind of going for that. I bet you any money it'll still sell. Oswald underestimates a loyal fanbase.

I guess I COULD give my loves their own little song for the album.

But then I have to write a sooooonnnnnnnnnng :(

[3rs]

I could write something, I like helping a bro out

and I don't want you to have to figure out how to sleep at a rave

something fun for them, they can handle high notes, they can both crossdress and make out

[kneeslapper]

It is hard here, I brought a blanket and everything but nope, no quiet. Alas.

So, uh, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, love of my life.
Beautiful treasure.
Golden glowing boymeat.

Did daddy Ozzy put you up to this? Helping me out writing a song that people will like? Harls and Junnie are more agreeable than me to the idea of singing something ... pop. It's cute, I'm not offended. Just assuming. You know me, love to be an ass, maybe I'm wrong and you're just a bro but I think there's more to it.

How pissed at me is Ozzy? Gimme the deets :D

[3rs]

My sweet boy.
One and only.
꧁♧༺J꙰☆O꙰☆K꙰☆E꙰☆R꙰༻♧꧂

you know I'd never lie to you

so, a) yeah, he put me up to it, it's a favour since he's being agreeable to my new bassist, b) I wanted to work with you again anyway, we should also do something else, c) I think your girlfriend and boyfriend are hot so I like putting words in their mouth and directing them and d) nothing, I just didn't want to miss out on the D

think of it this way, you do something... pop and you'll have Oz off your ass for a while, more room for other things to be on your ass

[kneeslapper]

See, this is what I don't get.

Why doesn't Ozzy just cut all the bitching and yelling at me and just do this? I LOVE you, Eddie, I would ALWAYS collab with you.

Light of my life.
Queen of my heart.
King of my penis.

LETS DO THIS THING. LET'S FUCKING COLLAB.

What are we writing? Like bubblegum pop clown punk fun times?

[3rs]

I think you're gonna have to accept that Oswald doesn't love you like I do.

Anyway, whatever you're feeling! I can send you a few samples, we can work out what direction we want to go in. You're a very visual artist, do you have something specific you're going for?

Say, for my last video, I just wanted to make a whole crew film me naked.

[kneeslapper]

Yes, pigs.

And I guess, if I have to have a secondary theme, freedom.

I saw that video, it was hot. We need to fuck more Ed... have we ever fucked? Or was it just a very vivid dream cause damn, you were good - dream or otherwise.

[3rs]

I sucked you off once, you seemed agreeable ;) I'm good at sucking cock, my dad was right

anyway, since this is supposed to be an Oz-approved song, maybe less on the pigs, but freedom we can do

love song? they can sing about their love for you, I guess

[kneeslapper]

Always a good topic.

They are free to love whoever they wanna love.

As long as it is me. Only me. No one else ever.

[3rs]

love is a tricky thing, isn't it?

I can work with that

not an official collab, since Oz is being weird, but let me know if you want vocals on anything

[kneeslapper]

It's cool, I think those two can handle it.

Ozzy never wants me and you to collab. We had like two or three in the early days and then you started being more popular and he stopped it :( it's not like I'd drag you into my drama!

We should make plans to do something for my next album. You might like it, my concept is to do something really normal. Just pop songs and collabs with famous people. I think it'd weird people out more than anything else I've done.

[3rs]

You know, you are probably right.

We should do a love duet.

[kneeslapper]

Yes.

Old school, proper love ballad type thing.

I'm thinking Meatloaf style. What about you?

[3rs]

ohh, I can see it, you'll sound beautiful

what do we want to do for the music video?

[kneeslapper]

Hmm

Gothic castle.
Heaths.
Fireworks.
One us in a flowing dress.

DOVES

[3rs]

I see where you're coming from

I feel it already

for you, I'll put on a dress

[kneeslapper]

I love you so much.

OH! How's the farm boy? The one from Georgia?

You liking him? Is he preeeeetty? :P

[3rs]

He's mine, I called dibs and he is super pretty.

I think he likes me. :D

[kneeslapper]

omg omg omg

DISH

[3rs]

well, he was clearly yearning to be freed from his terribly dull country life, so I took him into my warm, slightly bondage-y cocoon and now he's free to fly through the night like the beautiful butterfly he was meant to be

pretty sure he wants to fuck me :D

[kneeslapper]

Good, I hope he does. It's a war on straight people and me and you, Eddie, we will defeat them all with our penis. All the men.

Do you think he tops or bottoms? Or switches.

Switches are valid too.

[3rs]

Hard to call. Pretty sure he thinks he tops, but he follows my every whim, so I'll generously go with 'switch'.

I want to ride him. Biggest cock I've seen outside porn. No kidding.

[kneeslapper]

God damn. Sounds worth the single we gotta make for it.

After you've let farmboy plough you, let's get together and write something. My album won't drop until next month so no rush on it.

Just gotta focus on winning back my babes.

[3rs]

I'll send you some demos over, you pick one, present it to them

you can say you've written it, if you wanna, Oz will want me to not get credit

[kneeslapper]

You're a star, my beautiful, precious little nutsucker <3

I'll go win them over
You go get plough by a Georgia boy.
Let's have coffee this weekend and discuss :D