"Yeah, well. I think it's kind of dreamy. I can't decide whether I want him to slap me around or wrap me up in his team jacket." Edward sighed, exaggeratedly, grinning a little. Hey, at least he was taking this further than just the normal and expected cliché. Setting off several alarm bells, but at least he wasn't boring. That would be a fate even worse than a crush on the blond jock who may or may not have a dangerous psychosis. "Anyway, I think he's gay for me. Just a tad."

But then, he thought that about a lot of people.