Got A Clue

[3rs]

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[jonboy]

You mean every therapy session ever?

Yeeeeeeeeeeep

why?

[3rs]

well

as you know, the Cluemaster is super annoying

so I had sex with his wife

[jonboy]

Smart, I bet that showed him who was the better rogue.

As always, great move.

[3rs]

yeah, well, I didn't intend to tell him, I just like to show my superiority

anyway

that happened about six years ago

[jonboy]

Right.

I hate where this is going.

She has a child, doesn't she?

[3rs]

I have a child, yeah

Stephanie

she's almost five and a half

I did three paternity tests

[jonboy]

And she's yours, ain't she?

Well, if I was you, I would leave her be and disengage. She ain't really your kid.

[3rs]

mother's a drug addict who ditched her, wannabe locks her into a closet when he's sick of her

so, no, she's living here now, we just ordered her new furniture

[jonboy]

And you think you'd make a good parent?

A criminal with compulsions, anxieties and attachment issues?

Hmm... I would disagree but then, I suppose worse people are parents.

I just question why you'd want to be a parent.

[3rs]

I don't want to be a parent

but I don't want my daughter to be stuck with an abusive moron and what else can I do, put her in the system?

[jonboy]

Take her from Gotham and put her in the system or, you know, pay someone to find her a home.

Lots of good people want to adopt, you know?

Just none of them live in Gotham.

[3rs]

she's cute though

and she looks a bit like me

and she hugged me and cried

[jonboy]

Unconditional love.

That's like a dangerous drug for you, Eddie. You best watch yourself.

[3rs]

It's kinda conditional, she would not eat any veggie and I had to cut her hot dogs really small before putting them on top of pasta.

BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL WHEN SHE'S ASLEEP!!!

I figure my sister can just take care of her when I'm in Arkham...

if

maybe I'll just, you know

not get caught

stop crime

who knows

[jonboy]

It won't be traumatic at all for her to see her dad go to arkham.

Stopping crime is probably what you'd have to do.

No idea if you can do it though. Seems boring.

Your sister is dating an alcoholic dickhead, right? Or, at least, she usually is. Maybe don't give her a kid.

[3rs]

I think she's single right now...

look, she knows I'm the Riddler, she got over that pretty quickly, all things considered

...my crime compulsion isn't that bad these days, is it? I could be fine

[jonboy]

If you actually took your meds, yes. You could be fine. You never do. And these ain't the sort I tampered with, the ones I told you about.

You said you wouldn't take them cause a side effect was weight gain.

Vain bastard.

[3rs]

Like you don't benefit from my vanity.

I've myself under control usually... And I can set things into place for her.

She's pretty smart. She loves talking to the AI.

[jonboy]

You can't magically have your issues under control, they need medication. It's chemistry, Ed. It ain't about mental power.

But if you want to give it a shot, go for it.

Do I have to... meet her at some point ... or something?

[3rs]

I've a lot more mental power than most, just saying

I'm not sure if I'm ready for the therapist/friend/fuckbuddy/fellow rogue convo, so I dunno

gonna introduce her to the girls and to my sister first

[jonboy]

Good cause I don't wanna meet her. Like no offence but I don't do kids. They freak me out.

Especially kids of friends/fuckbuddies/clients.

The girls will love her, I'm sure.

[3rs]

yeah, they are already excited

we're doing online shopping for her

Stephanie did ask if I'm married and then she was baffled at me explaining I like girls and boys

because she thinks boys smell - I'm an exception - so why would anyone like boys?

[jonboy]

Well, she ain't wrong.

Best she keep thinking it. Especially at her age.

Boys take until they're 30 to develop, I reckon. Women are way quicker than us.

[3rs]

yeah, seriously... I'm hoping to mature any day now

maybe I can get that sexy professor vibe you have <3

[jonboy]

I think my vibe is more 'that creepy guy you give one star to on google reviews' than anything but thanks.

So, er, what's the plan now? Still want to do sessions?