! At the Disco

[3rs]

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[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

So you're now special to him, huh?

Oooooooh God, you are so weak for that. You love to be special to people, for people, whatever. And he's just right there, giving it all to you. You saved him from a sad life and opened his eyes to a new world. You are his world. No wonder you're into him.

You two would make an amazing webcomic

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Webcomic?

That's awfully small thinking, coming from you.

And look at you, sounding as if you don't want to be the centre of the universe.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I would say movie but I don't know if I could sell it. Band movies are so hit and miss, I'd rather just go for a webcomic, get a devoted fanbase and then make an amazing netflix show.

Easy as that.

Look, Eddie, you know me. I love me. I really do. But what do I love more? LOVE.

I love love.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Ah, right. Your love obsession.

Listen, I just met the man. He has a great dick, but I'm not about to propose.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Boo, you whore.

Have you at least kissed him and seen where it goes? Don't be afraid of love.
Try a little tenderness.

Open your heart

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I've kissed his cheek. He's kissed me.

I'll see how it plays out. Don't need another bitter ex ruining my car.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I only really wrecked your car cause you have too many. I've seen your insta.

Friend, it's 2020 and we only have one planet. You only need one car.

Also I'm not actually bitter. At all. Sorry to disappoint.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Sure. Believable.

Anyway, not much difference on the bottom line how bitter either of us is when we keep acting bitter.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Whatever. Just come and watch Grease 2 with me.

Promise we won't have sex.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I'd rather lock my cock in a cage.

Anyway, I'm on my way, had to get dressed.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

So you'll be here in like what... five hours?

I'll take a nice long bath before you come.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I AM ALREADY DRESSED.

What, are you deaf?

Get your ears checked. Now I need to decide on a car.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Yeah but you usually have those outfit doubts, change on the way out or swap sunglasses. You swapped sunglasses, didn't you?

One planet, Eddie.

You only need one car.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

I had to swap, they had to go with my jacket.

What's it matter? I only drive one car at a time and they are all classics.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Materialism only hurts your soul.

Put me on your stereo speakers while you drive, I'm gonna send you all my favourite song files so load 'em up and love me.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

My soul is a masochist, you should know that.

Done. One of the two.

[duetings]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

While you were driving, I recorded more songs for later.

I can totally show you my new awesome recording tech, you'll love it. I may not have ... anything else but I have the BEST recording tech ever.

[3rs]

YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~

Uh-huh. See you in a minute. Hope you got food.