"Oh yeah, all from the same oceanic man-slut. Lucius explained it to me once. He didn't use that word but... I got the gist." She took some chicken and ate it as she looked at quizzes, unable to find one that was likely going to be any good. Not for these nerds. "I guess the question is, could you see yourself dating Jonathan? Could you kiss him and fuck him? Could you live with him? Do you want to be with him?"
"Yes, that is one of the questions, but really not the most important one. I mean, I've been wanting to live with Jonathan one day since middle school, that's a no-brainer. And apparently he's a good kisser? Who'd have guessed. If he really is into sex, which I was unaware of, I'm sure we could make that work."
Edward wasn't going to say anything about him being a man-slut, but he supposed he could be. If he wanted to. "The real question is what he expects. Does he want monogamy? Does he even actually want me? And does he think I'm handsome? I don't think I'd want to date someone I can't startle with my handsomeness at times."
"Then confront him somewhere where he can't leave and make him answer. If he can't then accept that maybe he doesn't love you or, if he does, he clearly doesn't love you right. That's not good, you don't want that." He wanted someone who called him pretty and petted his hair. Which is what she did with her non-chicken hand - she petted him and smiled. "You're a pretty, cutie. You need to be loved properly."
And she would make sure it happened. If Jonathan did date him, she'd make him be lovely or she'd have to kick his ass. Not hard, the boy was a beanpole.
"I am pretty." Edward wouldn't expect Jonathan to compliment him much, or ever really, but he'd at the very least want to see the appreciation. Although he supposed that if Jonathan really wasn't asexual after all, there were a lot more non-verbal cues of admiration to watch out for. "I asked him if he wants me to be his, but by then he was just yelling at me to let it go. I offered to get a collar or everything."
Offered, was an ass about it, one of the two. "I don't know. I'm not sure I could give him what he wants. If he even wants it."
"You can't have this talk until you talk to him. You don't know what he wants. He's kinda weird, Ed. Maybe he wants the same as you, maybe he wants to enter something super kinky, I do not know. All I do know is that you can't tell until you have a conversation." And hopefully convince the weirdo to be nice and pleasant. To treat him right.
"And you should get a collar, it'd be sexy."
She was going to buy him one later today, seemed like a good idea. "I love puppies."
"Ohh, super kinky? You've got my attention." The thought was somehow funny and exciting at once, so Edward ended up giggling, before waggling his eyebrows at her playfully. "Woof."
Hey, he was ready to give her what she loved. "I'll figure out a way to get him somewhere he can't get away."
She playfully scratched him behind the ear before she licked her fingers and looked at her Eddie, wondering if he would actually spend less time with her if he ended up dating. Probably not, Jonathan came first anyway. She didn't mind it, as long as she got plenty of Eddie time in between. "If we can't fuck anymore when you and Jon hook up, if you do, then we better hang still. I just got an apartment, think of all the movies we can watch."
She was fine leaving sex aside but not the movies. She wanted to watch so many with Ed.
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That was the baseline of love, wasn't it?
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Edward wasn't going to say anything about him being a man-slut, but he supposed he could be. If he wanted to. "The real question is what he expects. Does he want monogamy? Does he even actually want me? And does he think I'm handsome? I don't think I'd want to date someone I can't startle with my handsomeness at times."
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And she would make sure it happened. If Jonathan did date him, she'd make him be lovely or she'd have to kick his ass. Not hard, the boy was a beanpole.
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Offered, was an ass about it, one of the two. "I don't know. I'm not sure I could give him what he wants. If he even wants it."
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"And you should get a collar, it'd be sexy."
She was going to buy him one later today, seemed like a good idea. "I love puppies."
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Hey, he was ready to give her what she loved. "I'll figure out a way to get him somewhere he can't get away."
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She was fine leaving sex aside but not the movies. She wanted to watch so many with Ed.