Ah, my friend. You know that in this hypothetical scenario, no one would ever find out about it. I'm not in the business of letting people know things they haven't earned.
But you, of course, also know that I have resources that not everyone has. And you have requirements and desires that few can meet, of course. A distinguished man like you.
You might be jumping to conclusions. However, if it reassures you, let me give you my word that I don't intend harm to any of your patrons, employees or anyone affiliated with you.
I'd be willing to record myself saying that, or sing you a song about it, so you know I mean it.
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So I am just wondering.
Hypothetically, of course.
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The price would be VERY steep.
I doubt a man like you could pay it.
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But you, of course, also know that I have resources that not everyone has. And you have requirements and desires that few can meet, of course. A distinguished man like you.
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What do you think I'd want? Let's make it a game.
Woah me.
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Certain stock market information that fell into my lap. *cough* Luthor *cough*
Guaranteed intel on the Bat's - and his offshots' - whereabouts for specific times and dates.
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I may ask for all three.
Let's see how much it's worth, yes?
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Can't tell you who it's about, but if you draw your own conclusions, I can't stop you. You are entirely too clever.
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You know, I met with a few people that day but a few do come to mind. Why are you so interested in information about that?
I would have thought you'd have bigger fish to fry.
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But you don't have to know why it's valuable to me to sell it, of course.
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If you do anything I don't appreciate, I'll have to get revenge.
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I'd be willing to record myself saying that, or sing you a song about it, so you know I mean it.
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That's how you survive in Gotham, you don't just trust people. It's stupid.
I'll give you the footage and you give your work. If you break your word, I'll make you suffer. Very simple! Now, how do I send it?
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I can find someone.
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and you may ask for your payment
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It's a big ask. I don't want to be accused of betrayal.
He's prone to pouting when betrayed.
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Let me just assure you that if I planned on harming anyone close to you in any way, I'd be a lot sneakier about it.