"If anyone can be said to represent the spirit of an entrepreneurial generation, the man to beat for now is the charismatic Edward Nygma. Taking the tech world by storm and becoming one of the most watched men in Gotham. What’s most galling about it is that the guy is only 23 years old." The Penguin read aloud as flipper snipped his beak at Edward and squawked. Penguin was perched on his battered old chair, holding a well worn article in his hand. "He is on a mission, preaching the Gospel of salvation through the personal computer..."

It was quite the article. Very glowing. Lots of pictures of handsome Edward, posing in front of cameras. Lots of people around him. Him at a Wayne fundraiser. Edward was talk of the town and he was only 23.

A bright, amazing mind. Clearly. Though no one was infallible.

That was why Edward Nygma was currently sitting in a sewer, surrounded by penguins.

"You really are very loved. I envy you, Mr Nygma."