"Is this about that dumb ape? Christ, boy, come on. You're dating the fucking Joker! He can do worse to you than that idiot can... uh, no offence." Well, offence but he didn't really fancy fighting the Joker right now. The Joker held his hands up and then shrugged.
"Nah, fair. But I don't know, Jon, you're out the loop. That ape, he's --" the Joker blew out his cheeks as he tried to think of the word. "Reminds me of this one time I fell through a church got pinned under this heavy golden -- I think it was a saint. He had some serious abs, I know that. It's unmovable. It's temporary but it's rigid."
The Joker just needed a weapon or a chance and it would be over but things were fucking tight lately. Boooooring. Looking at Edward, the Joker grinned. "If he gets up in my face again, I will have to bite his nose off."
"Okay, well-- you know what, no. Illustrated my point." He reached out and lightly shook Delite. "Your boyfriend thinks biting someone's nose off is a good idea. Seriously, son, you're gonna be fine."
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"Nah, fair. But I don't know, Jon, you're out the loop. That ape, he's --" the Joker blew out his cheeks as he tried to think of the word. "Reminds me of this one time I fell through a church got pinned under this heavy golden -- I think it was a saint. He had some serious abs, I know that. It's unmovable. It's temporary but it's rigid."
The Joker just needed a weapon or a chance and it would be over but things were fucking tight lately. Boooooring. Looking at Edward, the Joker grinned. "If he gets up in my face again, I will have to bite his nose off."
"Okay, well-- you know what, no. Illustrated my point." He reached out and lightly shook Delite. "Your boyfriend thinks biting someone's nose off is a good idea. Seriously, son, you're gonna be fine."