"Oh boy. I've always wanted a tiara." Was that a strange thing to admit to? Probably, but it wasn't as if he was going for the title of manly butch rogue here, he knew he'd be losing that one. Really ought to spend more time around Oswald again, maybe Jervis, because that might be better for that boost. However, they'd never offer him pretty things without a catch. "Gifts are a lot more thoughtful than cash, don't you think? Show you really care."

He smirked, ignoring a voice that sounded suspiciously like Crane's mocking him for getting attached quickly, for caring when no one cared about him. Screw that, if he got a tiara out of it that made it worth the hassle. "You get me a tiara and we'll be even. Real stones though. I ain't cheap."