"They're gonna escalate it for your first week. They always do. It's like hazing." Really kind of was. And then it continued after, or maybe it would be over. Though for someone like that? Unlikely. "You should try some eyeliner, make those eyes pop."

Another piece of well-meaning advice. Although he would probably start with the dress sense, because he felt there should be an immediate cease and desist on all that plaid.

"Tell him to not be creepy," Barbara suggested, as she finished applying her lipstick.