"I'd say he's usually angry. He cares about justice, Jon. He genuinely cares. It's not an act. Imagine for just a moment actually caring about justice and attending Gotham High." Seemed stressful, that was how Edward would summarise it. "So, no, he wouldn't believe that I'm 'just clumsy'. And he'll want to find out who did it. Don Quichotte, but I'm all out of windmills to point him to."

Though perhaps he could conjure one up. There was a thought. "Anyway. Always some anger beneath the surface, wants to change the world, all that. Idealistic. And he really needs things to work out. Well. No, he needs to be the one that makes things work out. He needs to be infallible. Before the last football match, he had a panic attack." Now, even more so, he'd have Jon's attention. He knew that.