"Some of column a, some of column b. Oh, and every other conversation I've had today has been so dreadfully dull, you are like my shining light in this ocean of shit." That was slightly exaggerated in some ways, mainly that he knew that Jonathan wasn't that much of a light. Didn't even seem like he wanted to look at him, for one, something Edward had never taken to well. Not from people whose attention he wanted.

So, maybe he should provoke him. "You gay?"