"Is he very pretty? He has to be pretty too or you're getting a bad deal. You're a prince so you should have a princess or another prince." Eddie liked boys and girls, it was pretty cool. She didn't know people could do that. Now she wanted to marry a princess instead of a prince because boys were so smelly. It would be smarter to just marry girls. "And nice. He has to be nice. Is he nice? When you're not nice and happy then you get mad and hit."

And she didn't want anyone coming into her new cool life who could be mean. She didn't want to meet any hitters or yellers.

"Why do you want him to be a boyfriend?"