"...oh." Edward tried a smile, since that seemed like the best response. Why was there a child? Well, he could figure that one out. Ugh, why did people that were this awful have to have children? Just seemed like an awful, awful idea. But he wasn't here to retroactively sterilise idiots, although there was an idea for a scheme.

He crouched down to be closer to level with the child, since putting her at ease was clearly the best thing to do in this situation. "Nice to meet you." Maybe he could just act as if everything was all right and she'd believe him. "I'm just here to surprise your dad. It's a secret."