So the horny boy didn't want to be seen as an idiot who thought with his dick? Interesting. Said a lot about Edward, really. He quite enjoyed Edward, he was fun to think about. He had layers. That and he was stupidly handsome and Jonathan had the overwhelming urge to jack off for the first time in a long time. He only really did it as a teenager and even then, very sparingly just in case anyone found out. Who would find out? Well, he never knew but apparently God was always watching and it was a bit of a boner killer.

Now God was dead, sin was the expected and Edward was such a handsome bastard, he wanted to fuck him so badly, it actually hurt.

He got out of the shower, dried off and found the clothes Edward had left for him, pulling them on with little care. As Edward said, nothing he wore ever fit him. He didn't much care about fashion.