"You want me to show you the shower." Edward repeated it simply, it came out as suggestive. He accepted that as his lot in life and got off the table, holding a hand out to Jonathan to help him get up before walking over to the bathroom. "We've decorated the bird cage. It's pretty obvious."

He pointed out the normal shower, which was also quite decoratively tiled in green, but at least there was no chicken coop. Then he leaned against the wall, smiling serenely. "Need any help getting clean?"

Well.

"Want any help getting dirty?"