"Feels a little bit as if the Joke is still on us," Edward reasoned, dusting himself off for all the good that didn't do and then taking off his glasses to inspect them. "Ugh, I'm going to need tape, this is all coming loose."

He sighed and looked at his watch. "Around 2 million,203 thousand and a hundred odd minutes to go until we're done with school."

Thrilling, wasn't it? "I'm not sure how much that helps in the moment." Also, his watch was cracked, so that was great. He so could not afford a new one and he needed that for a lot of his investigations.