"...when I smile, I tend to get punched." Something about him having a face that invited getting hit, if his father's logic was to be believed. Which Edward would like to deny, but he certainly hadn't been proven differently so far. Honestly, he was just hoping he'd grow into his teeth one day, as far as his smile was concerned. "And that is unsettling. Feels like you're setting me up for the punch."

There was just too much smiling going on. He stubbornly did not smile. Ha!